The Meat Suit Is Malfunctioning is Book 5 of The Life Is Effing Ridiculous Series — a journal for the body that arrived with opinions, operates on its own schedule, and files complaints at 3am without being asked. The knees that announced themselves this morning. The noise they made and what category it belongs in. The systems that reported in before you got out of bed, several of them with bad news, none of them with solutions. Across eight stations — The Morning Report, The Audit, The Incident, The Noise, The Request, The Negotiation, The Summit, and The Verdict — each entry comes with a prompt, a profanity licence from Officer Bandini (Clerk of Absurdity), and a page that is not a medical professional and does not require one. Book 5 of 8 in The Life Is Effing Ridiculous Series.